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My Movie Biography 2011 and How I Came to Love Jessica Chastain

My Movie Biography 2011 and How I Came to Love Jessica Chastain

(2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010) 2011. The bestest year ever. Well, in my life so far, but it is not like I have that many years to compare it to. It is kinda hard to write about a year so close to this one, but lemme tell ya, tomorrow is going to be even harder. Anyway, hope youre enjoying the series, and mark your calendars for Sunday. Big things are going to be happening!

• I went down to Wellington for a week with my best bud. It was fun. We went to the cinemas like, four times. I usually never go to the cinemas more than three times on my holidays (I know it is really bad, but hey, Im in a big city, so how can I refuse that?) We went and saw Tron: Legacy (which we didnt really like), The Social Network (because somehow it was still in cinemas), Morning Glory and Unstoppable. It was so fun!
• One of the worst experiences Ive ever had was watching Eat Pray Love when it was excruciatingly hot. That movie is by no means short. And it just does not stop. Ever. Okay it does, but it literally felt like Id missed Christmas by the time it ended. 
• I get very nostalgic over that summer because I spent the entire thing to the tunes of The Social Networks soundtrack. Sometimes I just listen to Painted Sun in Abstract and it takes me back to those happy times. And then I look outside and it has just started hailing for the fifth time (we are supposed to be in spring).
• That awards season was crazy. It was the first year I really got into it, even managing to watch all of the Best Picture nominees before the show. My love for certain movies changed so much during this awards season. First of all, I kinda resented The Social Network for being more popular than Inception. But what did I really expect? I thought that The Social Network was just gonna sail through and win everything. Then The Kings Speech won the PGA. Everyone was now like "The Kings Speech for Best Picture!" So I promptly realised that Inception wasnt going to win anything, I went and saw The Kings Speech and thought it was pretty average, and then I became team The Social Network. From there on I became the biggest raging The Social Network fan on the planet. Every time I heard The Kings Speech mentioned, I would fake gagging reflexes. I knew it was well over when The Kings Speech won the SAG, but I refused to let go of the hope that The Social Network might take that award home. My friends and I gathered around the TV and watched The Kings Speech win Best Picture. I may have cried.
  Those Oscars tore apart my life, man. Which I realise is pretty silly considering everyone in the blogging world hates the Oscars (seriously, theyre still my favourite part of the year). Now I can tolerate The Kings Speech, even though I still feel those twangs of pain whenever I hear it mentioned. As I said last night, I still cant decide between Inception and The Social Network being my favourite film of 2010. Ah, to look at things with a clear head...

• March was a shitty mcshitfest of a month. But I saw The Ghost Writer. I dont know why this is special, but I always get nostalgic over watching this movie. Olivia Williams performance is still my favourite of 2010.
• I had the worst cinema experience of my life at the start of June. I went to go and see X-Men: First Class. That was nice enough. I just wanted to go and gaze at Michael Fassbender for two hours. Alas, I had a guy sitting next to me who Im fairly sure was insane. He talked the entire time. Not to anyone else, but to himself. All about "1 oclock" and "sandwiches". The entire time. Then he got up to go to the toilet, and he just about broke my toe and kicked my friends popcorn. I cant even process how strange this experience was.
• I got my tonsils out that month, too. Which was peachy. The day before we had Stage Challenge, which our school came second in. That all ended at around 11pm, so I had to kinda rush and get some McDonalds as I wasnt allowed to eat past 12am. Then I had to get up at 6am and enjoy those last moments of having a normal throat. The tonsils came out, and I had to go in the childrens ward because I was 15 and you had to be 16 to be an adult. I got a lollipop. Im gonna miss going to that ward. Anyways, I got to go home and stay there for two weeks (I wasnt allowed to go outside for a large portion of that), which was nice because people came and visited and I got to watch a lot of movies. The only ones I really remember watching were There Will Be Blood, Fish Tank and Season of the Witch. But there were a lot. In that time I also won the LAMMY for Best New Lamb, which was right surprising. I did a lot of screaming, which made my throat even worse.
• During this tonsillectomy recovery I almost died. Okay, thats an exaggeration, but that night was hell. It was a Tuesday night, so Id had Tuesday Movie Night (Tamara Drewe, Gnomeo & Juliet and The Last Exorcism were the films on tap...such a weird triple feature). Then I proceeded to go to bed, but my throat was hurting too much. So I took some codiene. I took it on an empty stomach, which was the STUPIDEST THING IVE EVER DONE. Two hours later I got the WORST stomach pains in the world, and they did not give up for the rest of that night. I literally just sat outside, in the freezing cold, crying because I was in so much pain. It was horrid.
• I stuffed up my reviewing gig with the paper. To be honest, my reviews were getting to long and fancy for that paper. But I look back on that and realise how stupid I was. People still remember those reviews like they were yesterday, though, which is weird.

• I saw Blue Valentine. It was glorious. I cried so much.
• My 22 year old horse Sox had to get put down. I remember the day that my Dad rung me and told me that it had to be done. I had come home from school and watched the part of Schindlers List that I missed at school. So I was already feeling pretty depressed. Then he rung me and I knew what he was going to say before he even said it, and I cried for that entire afternoon. The next morning he was put down, and I watched The Devil Wears Prada to make me feel better. Unfortunately, nothing could comfort me at that point. 
• Speaking of Schindlers List, I became really interested (I really dont know how to put this) in the Holocaust. Which lead me to Night and Fog, which is hands down the scariest, most affecting film Ive ever seen. Through this, I started valuing my life a whole lot more and thinking about how I can make the most out of my time here. Im not an overly philosophical person, but I think I really changed  for the better at this point, and I hope that I can always be the best person I can be. Okay, philosophical muse over.
• If you feel the need to know ever more about me, heres my 16 Days of Birthday marathon. 
• It snowed in Dannevirke. That was so exciting. 
• Oh yeah, I had my big obsession with Ralph Fiennes! Which stemmed from Schindlers List which makes me feel really bad, but yeah, that guy is awesome. It led me to Quiz Show and Strange Days, which were both awesome films that I probably would have missed out on otherwise. 
• I finally turned 16 which meant I could watch R16 movies legally! The first R16 movie I legally got out/watched was In Bruges, which I saw on my brand new Blu-Ray player.

• I saw the strangest double-feature at the cinemas: Crazy Stupid Love, followed by The Tree of Life. I felt so cool going to see The Tree of Life. I actually said at the counter that I was so excited for it because I would finally get to see who this Jessica Chastain person was. Since the 26th of August, I have been in love with her.
• A week later I saw Melancholia at the New Zealand Film Festival, which was exciting because it was my first festival movie. That ending was the most epic experience Ive ever had in cinemas. Afterwards I just felt so depressed. I actually just spotted my mother in a bookstore buying a Lotto ticket and I just gave her this huge hug. And then I vowed that I was going to take it easy on the Lars von Trier films.
• I wrote that essay on film piracy. It took a lot of researching, a lot of raspberry iced teas and a whole lot of French films (Saturdays were my foreign film nights for a while, so they provided a break). It got an excellence, which I was hoping for. Then, during study leave I decided I wanted to post it on my blog since it was either write a blog post or watch Schindlers List again. A month later I got a call from Paramount about it. It kinda strikes me as a little strange, now...
• We got our little dog, Indy! I think the first movie we watched together was Bridesmaids. Which I suppose makes me an irresponsible parent.
• My maths exam was the worst thing ever. For one thing, I was doing a whole level above where I was at. For another thing, that exam was so hard that our maths teacher said that not even the highest level could do it. I felt so depressed afterwards, so I just went home and watched Scott Pilgrim vs the World. It made me infinitely happy.
• I discovered the awesomeness of Sofia Coppola! I kinda watched her films in backwards order, though: Marie Antoinette, Somewhere, Lost in Translation then The Virgin Suicides.
• Tyler introduced me to the magic of Krzysztof Kieslowski. Im forever grateful for that. 
• I watched Senna, not having a clue about Formula One or Ayrton Senna, and ended up as this huge bawling mess afterwards. I was so surprised at how that movie turned out.
• I watched all of the Harry Potter movies within six days. That was actually quite fun. I wish I had hopped on that train a long time before then.
• Guess what I did on my New Years Eve? Watched Inception. And guess what Ill probably do this New Years Eve? Watch Inception. Or maybe Ill change it to The Dark Knight Rises. Who knows...?

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